Which one are you??

I am Aries!!!! ohhh Noooo!

Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
 
 
Aquarius (Jan 23-Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie
a
great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are
stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.
 
Pisces (Feb 23- Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are
quick to
reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but
piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
 
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by
the
FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people
resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a
general
dipshit.
 
Taurus (April 23- May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and
work
like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You
are nothing but a goddamned communist.
 
Gemini (May 23- June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you
are
bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This
means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on
incest.
 
Cancer (June 23- July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which
makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you
will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison
is a
Cancer.
 
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot.
Most
Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your
arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and
enjoy
masturbation more than sex.
 
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type motional and often fall asleep while fucking.
Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
 
Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with
reality. If
you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and
monetary
gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal
disease.
 
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be
trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your
total
lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are
murdered.
 
Sagittarius (Nov 23- Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to
rely on
your luck since you have no talent. The majority of sagittarians
are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
 
Capricorn (Dec 23- Jan 22)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically
chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You
should kill yourself.

Stem Cells

This weekend I was in San Diego with my "good friend" Randy and he asked me what I thought about Stem Cells. I felt stupid cause I didn't have any formed opinion...
Today, during my break at work I knew I had to find out something that would give me an idea of what Stem Cells were so that I would be able to develop some thought.
I found this awesome homepage that explains very basically what the Stem Cell Study is about. Here is the link: http://groups.msn.com/CellNEWS/faqwhatisstemcells.msnw
Now that I know a little bit about it, I want to say I am very supportive. Science has evolved and developed cures as much as diseases, therefore we cannot stop its "evolution". It's almost like a fight against itself. The more advanced technology and science are, the more damage and risks they bring to humanity... In my opinion, studies and researches are always welcome as long as they don't cause any harm to human beings and according to that article showed in the link above, it does not. In this case I hope the scientists keep the good work.