Letter of Goodbye

So, at work, I received a email from HR addressed to the whole company. It was a message explaining why a certain PM was leaving the company. (See Below)!


Dear Team Members,

It is with great sadness that I report to you that Troy McClellan is leaving our employ. Troy initially came on board to work as a Project Manager; the intent being that he would manage our international work. At the time we had great prospects brewing in China and Troy's skill set and experience were a great match. Unfortunately, negotiations for work in China have proven to be very slow, and Steve Wynn (Vegas Casino/Business Entrepreneur) came knocking on Troy's door.

Troy was offered the opportunity to be the Project Manager for Wynn Resort Macau , as well as be involved in the development of future international Wynn resort properties . An amazing opportunity to do the exact type of work he loves. (He's moving to Macau.) Our loss is Steve Wynn's gain, but we are very pleased Troy will be able to do the work he loves. We wish him the best in his work, and hope our paths cross again.

Jeff Berger
Associate, Human Resources Manager
FIELDS DEVEREAUX ARCHITECTS & ENGINEERS

And so, I picture how it will be my own Goodbye message from HR:


Dear Team Members,
It is with great hapiness that I report to you that Gustavo Dias da Silva is leaving our employ. Gustavo initially came on board to work as a slave; the intent being that he would work under no pay and no benefits. At the time we had great prospects in the basement and Gustavo's skill set and experience were a great match. Unfortunately, cleaning and organizing all the files and drawings in the basement have proven to be very inneficient, and Peter Pan (from Neverland) opened Gustavo's cell.
Gustavo was offered the opportunity to be a big movie Director in Neverland, as well as be involved in the development of future international "Middle of Nowhere". An amazing opportunity to do the exact type of work he loves - Nothing... (He's moving to Neverland - not Michael Jackson's ranch). Our loss, nobody to clean the mess, but we are very pleased to announce openings for the Slave role Contest. We wish Gustavo the worst in his life, and hope he dies miserably.
Vote for the next Slave now:
- Martha Mendez
- Abigail Serna
- Donna Martin
- Nicole Caffey
Judge of Honnor - Michelle Hadley