Pink Eye

Pink Eye??? What the F%$#!!!! Is that one more of those gay diseases??? Not exclusively gay at all! I have it and no clue how the hell I contracted it. In Brasil we always know it by Conjunctivitis and not “olho rosa”. When your eyes get red, swollen and itchy, as if there was sand in it. A great sensation!!! Oh Yeah!!! Ugh! I only had it once when I was about 9 years old. Twenty years later and here it is again. Conjunctivitis can take from three days to two weeks to heal and thanks to my strong immune system, after three days, my eyes are much better and almost completely recovered!!! GO AWAY BACTERIA!!!!